communism was just a red herring.
captain awesome, or prongs if you'd like. anarchist cat owner. west coast woodland creature with an affinity for all things marvel and harry potter. from 1993-1996 he was simply known as vanilla thunder. in a tumultuous relationship with photoshop.

"most endearing sociopath of the year."

"You are Helvetica superimposed on nebulas superimposed on desaturated meadow-shots."

"Your hair only looks like that because you use Johnson and Johnson’s mixed with unicorn blood."


 aim to misbehave
by ClashOfTheKhaleesi.

nevver:

Im really Sorry

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ialreadytookmypantsoff:

I replaced every “You” In Taylor Swift’s Trouble with the “You” From Soulja Boy.

tush:

“My wife didn’t appreciate my fridge magnet poem.”

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fergaliciousdef:

#dujour means friendship #dujour means family #dujour means teamwork

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#lily evans

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look who got his own captain oats

stoked to make this a reality

thanks basia, you’re my #1 shorty